"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she smelled like a LAN party
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
