I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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