It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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