my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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