One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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