I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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