at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
