Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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