He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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