Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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