People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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