The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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