How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
