I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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