She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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