Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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