Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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