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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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