the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
