I'm eating all of the evidence.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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