Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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