2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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