kristin has been a bad kristin
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
My butt remains clenched, sir.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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