Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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