he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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