The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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