I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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