I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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