Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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