yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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