Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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