she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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