absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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