I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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