i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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