Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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