But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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