Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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