these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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