Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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