every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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