ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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