Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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