I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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