So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
