Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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