Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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