I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Less talking, more tequila
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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