dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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