sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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